she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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