They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
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She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
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do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Is Oprah even human
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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