i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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