Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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