I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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