Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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