he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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