It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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