I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
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We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
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I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!