We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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