When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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