Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
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I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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