Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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