Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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