it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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