were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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