I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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