I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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