Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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