i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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