did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
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i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
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Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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