I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
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She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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