He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
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So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
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I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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