Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
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