Having a random hookup so left but love u
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
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you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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