How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
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