4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
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We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
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This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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