Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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