im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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