barbara walters just said penis...
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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