he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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