As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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