I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
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