quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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