I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I met the friendliest cop last night
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
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You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
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You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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