apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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