Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
your like the ambassador to my penis.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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