One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
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Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
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Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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