my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
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I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
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Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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