dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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