Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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