wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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