I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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