oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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