my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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