id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
As shirtless as possible
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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