so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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