like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Randomize