Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
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So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
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I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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