I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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