Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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