yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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