I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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